I had a photo taken with Harry because I knew he was going to be famous. I even gave him a hug and told him not to worry because I knew he’d be fine.

Louis Tomlinson, Dare to Dream (via apricitylou)

bubbleyounggum:

Joke 1

Kate: Can you believe they got back together after all that crap? 

Niall: Who? 

Kate: My buttcheeks

Joke 2

"What did one flag say to the other?"

“What?”

"Nothing they just waved"

after which Harry dropped his mic and walked off stage and comes back to say

"That was the best joke I have ever heard"

wehavegotloveinus:

Louis: “Marry me”
Harry: “No”
Louis: “No? What what what?”
Harry: “Do you want to marry me?”
Louis: “Yes”
Harry: “Hahaha deal.”
Louis: “ Fuck you”
Harry: “Well, let’s get married”
Louis: “Now I don’t want it”
Harry: “I put you to the test haha”
Louis: “Gne”
Harry: “Ask me again”
Louis: “Will you marry me?”
Harry: “Will you stay awake with me when I can’t sleep?”
Louis: “Yes”
Harry: “Will you let me watch cartoons?”
Louis: “I’ll watch them with you”
Harry:”Will you bear me when I’ll get angry because you squeeze the toothpaste from the center?”
Louis: “Yes, but I’ll still squeeze it from the center”
Harry: “When I’ll be in a good mood and I’ll jump around the house like an idiot, will you be happy with me?”
Louis: “I’ll tell you that you are an idiot, but I’ll be happier  than you”
Harry: “ And when I’ll feel sad?”
Louis: “I’ll make you laugh”
Harry: “will you always tell me everythig? Also the most insignificant things?”
Louis: “Nothing is insignificant”
Harry: “Will you help me to choose the clothes?” 
Louis: “It’s ok”
Harry: “Do you love me?”
Louis: “Yes”
Harry: “Why?”
Louis: “Bacause yes”
Harry: “Will you love me Tomorrow?”
Louis: “Yes”
Harry: “And the day after tomorrow?”
Louis: “Tomorrow, the day after Tomorrow and always”
Harry: “Ask me again”
Louis: “Will you marry me?”
Harry: “Yes, I’ll marry you Louis”
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wehavegotloveinus:

Louis: “Marry me”

Harry: “No”

Louis: “No? What what what?”

Harry: “Do you want to marry me?”

Louis: “Yes”

Harry: “Hahaha deal.”

Louis: “ Fuck you”

Harry: “Well, let’s get married”

Louis: “Now I don’t want it”

Harry: “I put you to the test haha”

Louis: “Gne”

Harry: “Ask me again”

Louis: “Will you marry me?”

Harry: “Will you stay awake with me when I can’t sleep?”

Louis: “Yes”

Harry: “Will you let me watch cartoons?”

Louis: “I’ll watch them with you”

Harry:”Will you bear me when I’ll get angry because you squeeze the toothpaste from the center?”

Louis: “Yes, but I’ll still squeeze it from the center”

Harry: “When I’ll be in a good mood and I’ll jump around the house like an idiot, will you be happy with me?”

Louis: “I’ll tell you that you are an idiot, but I’ll be happier  than you”

Harry: “ And when I’ll feel sad?”

Louis: “I’ll make you laugh”

Harry: “will you always tell me everythig? Also the most insignificant things?”

Louis: “Nothing is insignificant”

Harry: “Will you help me to choose the clothes?”

Louis: “It’s ok”

Harry: “Do you love me?”

Louis: “Yes”

Harry: “Why?”

Louis: “Bacause yes”

Harry: “Will you love me Tomorrow?”

Louis: “Yes”

Harry: “And the day after tomorrow?”

Louis: “Tomorrow, the day after Tomorrow and always”

Harry: “Ask me again”

Louis: “Will you marry me?”

Harry: “Yes, I’ll marry you Louis”

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